Ok. So a small town fire dept in Massachusetts needed a new fire truck…
…so they ask the govt for a lil help…
(small town)
…so the dept of homeland security gives them $665,000!!…
(small town)
HOW SMALL IS IT?
(3,500 people)
…only big ‘target’ for terrorism in town is a 1450-pound concrete sculpture of cheese…
(yes, cheese)
…and the best part?
None of the $665,000 can be spent on a fire truck.
Genius.
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1 Anonymous // Feb 16, 2007 at 9:30 pm
there was just a fire by my pad in bay shore. a florist burned down like the day before valentines day. cool cause i just told the misses that i ordered 10 dozen roses from there.
only you can prevent florist fires.
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